Porno has done some great things for us, porno has taught
us:
1) black bras should be matched with black panties, not sky blue
panties, not siren red panties, definately not "bandung" coloured
panties...I tried convincing my girlfriend about this one, but you
know the problem with gals; they dont admit they have a weird sense
of dressing until they see for themselves.
2) Just like girls tend to get emotional when they watch touching
movies, guys get excited by the sound of moaning during lovemaking,
regardless of whether its fake or real. But that doesnt mean guys
cant differentiate between fake and real. Try watching a porno
movie with your bfs and you'll see.
3) Handcuffs and candles have more important uses than catching
badies and romantic dinners.
the list could go on... 
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Michelle: "The soup is too salty..."
Chef: "IT IS NOT...TOO...SALTY!!!"
